Bezgar RC Boat: Epic Self-Righting Brushless Fun on the Water!
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Unleash the Beast! Bezgar 18" Self-Righting RC Boat: Conquer the Water, Any Age!
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Blazing 40MPH RC Boat: Unleash the Beast! 18-Inch Brushless Speed Demon.
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LED Speedster RC Boat: 12-Inch Fun for All Ages, Blazing 25 KM/H!
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Speedy Beginner RC Boat: Cruise the Lake! Includes Suitcase. 15KM/H Fun!
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