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Blue Beastie: Absima's 1/32 Mini Racer Big Foot. Get Ready to Rumble!
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Absima Mini Racer: Tiny Beast Unleashed! White/Red Bigfoot Fun for Everyone.
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Yellow Jimny Micro Crawler Unleashed - Tiny Beast Ready to Rock Your World
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Slyder MT Unleashed: Mini Monster Truck Mayhem in Electric Orange!
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Slyder MT Turbo Unleashed: 1/16 4WD Green Beast—Brushless Power! 2S Ready!
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Slyder ST Turbo: Green Machine, 1/16 Scale 4WD Thrills! Unleash the Beast!
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BlackZon Smyter: Unleash the Desert Beast - 1/12 Scale 4WD Buggy in Yellow!
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BlackZon Smyter DB Turbo: Unleash the Beast! 4WD, 3S Brushless Powerhouse in Blue.
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BlackZon Smyter DB Turbo: Unleash the Beast! 3S Brushless Yellow 4WD Action!
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