Scalextric E30 M3 DTM: Unleash the Beast, Race to Victory, Own a Legend!
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Niki Lauda's '78 Brabham: Italian GP Glory. Scalextric Thrill Ride. Iconic Racer. Gotta Have It!
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Tordoff's BMW Beast: Scalextric BTCC Croft Circuit Racer - 1/32 Slot Car - Ready to Roar!
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Scalextric 1989 DTM Champion BMW E30 M3 - A Legend on the Track!
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Radical Roland's Ratzenberger BMW E30 M3 Scalextric Racer - BTCC Legend Reborn!
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Scalextric BTCC MG6: Jack Goff's Historic Brands Hatch 2015 Race Car!
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Scalextric VW Camper Groovy Ride Relive the Sixties Race Ready Hippie Van!
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MG6 Unleashed: Josh Cook's BTCC Beast! Scalextric Action Awaits! Race Ready!
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Gulf Truckin' Glory: Scalextric C4089 No 71 Team Truck Awaits Your Victory Lap!
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Scalextric C8R Corvette #4 DPR – Lights Up Your Track!
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Scalextric Camaro Z28: Classic Muscle, Ready to Race! Vintage Style, Modern Thrills!
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Harry Potter's Legendary Ford Anglia - Scalextric Collectible!
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